Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
You might end up with a small child
it’s 2014 and apparently it’s still news that women like superhero movies
my school so aesthetic?
family dinners more like
I almost thanked you for
teaching me something about survival
but then I remembered
that the ocean never
handed me the gift of swimming.
I gave it to myself.
Y.Z, what I forgot to remember (via sakesashimi)
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
my favorite part of any fic is the obligatory “john and greg meet down at the pub to discuss john’s budding romantic relationship with sherlock” scene
GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEME | [2/7] MORTAL MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURES: ICARUS
Icarus was the son of famed craftsman Daedalus and both lived in Crete under the rule of King Minos. There the king had Daedalus craft a Labyrinth to imprison the monstrous Minotaur. When heroic Theseus came to slay the monster, Daedalus told Ariadne, daughter of the King, how to survive in the maze and she in turn relayed the information to Theseus, who she had fallen in love with. When King Minos learned of this he imprisoned Icarus and his father in the Labyrinth. There Daedalus constructed wings made of feathers and wax. He and Icarus were intent on escaping by using the wings, but Icarus, once in the air, flew too close to the sun and the wax holding the feathers together melted, leaving Icarus to fall into the sea and drown.